School? College? Getting a Job? Plans for Future?
writingongrass: whtshername: rangerkimmy: arrshoe: tiffaniinii: bmajikboy: monster—zero: bboyjimby: troyt: the accuracy in his swing… I have never seen something like this… wth?! did i just see that happen? I need to start a dark magic tag. This…can’t be real… did someone say magic…>:] ^no……………-_- holy motherfucking shitpants wtf! what
If you laugh, you lose ;) →
zachlilley: How many pages can you make it through? i lost at page 3
couturierer: if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge
lampsarepeopletoo: they call me macklemore in math class because im like what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what what
suojure: malijuanastyles: i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
kushangel: i just said hi to someone and they didn’t hear me i’m never trying that again
perryplat: hitlervevo: when the smart kid gets a bad grade when couples at school break up fights over facebook comments girls crying over their school pictures can we all just talk about how sadistic we are if tumblr is so ”anti-bullying” then why the heck is this kind of stuff still going around you don’t???? always know the factors of why these things happened, they could...
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
Problems with being a male
Having emotions is seen as weakness
Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
Makeup isn't even an option
Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
Being gay is seen as weak
You can't control the size of your "manhood"
You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
No male specific support groups or movements
Unequal parental rights
Extreme feminists treating you less than human
Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
No one will read this past the title
vibranced: okaydoke: if you should be studying and you know it clap your hands our claps made such a loud noise our laptops all exploded
dickfaerie: my favorite activity is pretending that i can sing